 |
|
NEXT-PAGE HERE |
|
The
SYNTHESIST bLOGs (Illustrated)
|
| PAGE
1 ~ 3 |
PAGE
4~ 6 |
PAGE
7 ~ 9 |
| PAGE
10 ~ 12 |
PAGE
13 ~ 5 |
PAGE
16 ~ 18 |
| PAGE
19 ~ 21 |
PAGE
22 ~ 24 |
PAGE
25 ~ 27 |
| PAGE
28 ~ 30 |
PAGE
31 ~ 33 |
PAGE
34 ~ 36 |
|
| 20020903: Introduction
This is an attempt
to blog-up what's happening round here. Since that
generally amounts to bugger-all, this is probably
going to get boring, real quick. However I have received
the slightest amount of encouragement to do this so
here it goes.
This week I have
been doing chores. Paul Perry of Frostwave fame kindly
gave me some resistors and capacitors which he didn't
want. He cleaned up his lab and couldn't be bothered
sorting them so he gave them to me. I'm always on
the scrounge because I can't afford to go out and
buy bits all the time and I can't get them down here
in Adelaide most of the time anyway. So I'm incredibly
grateful to Paul for this.
So I have been
sorting them out. Along the way I discovered that
my parts draw labels had come unstuck and so I had
to spend considerable time hot-melting them back on.
Also amongst
these chores I've been taking an inventory of all
the Semiconductors I've accumulated. With a view to
matching them with projects under research and finding
the really old and rare chips for selling on eBay
etc.
As any ADD sufferer
will tell you, they often have several projects on
the go at any 1 time. I'm no exception. 3 old computers
to build up into something useful. A project to rack-mount
and super-charge a Yamaha TX7. A long list of things
I'll probably never get around to. And then there's
the house maintenance. Errr. And all in between bouts
physical pain and psychological torment. Things happen
slowly round here.
So that's it
for today. Now I have to get this up and then take
the dog for a walk. And by that time Dr. Oscar will
be on-line for my daily consultation and reality check.
Be absolutely IceboxBatz.
|
|
|
| 20020907:
Angle Grinder Upgrades
Plus space
habitat.
20020908: The case is finished. Click on the photo
below for larger photos
Today I've been
doing one of my famous angle grinder upgrades. Most
of you have seen Bob's
shotgun upgrades by now. I don't have a shotgun
so I use an Angle grinder.
Acually the big
difference between mine and Bob's is that Mine tend
to work afterwards. The whole idea is to squeeze a
desk-top case into the smallest 19" rack
box I can fit it into. Usually I can't get any smaller
than 4U. (4 rack units high) But this one is only
3U. To do this you have to start with a case who's
base dimentions are small enough. And these are hard
to find. Desk top cases tend to be big chunky things.
Not very wide but fairly tall. The first one I ever
did, a system called "ADICT, was in a 6U case
because it was just a bit too high for 5U and still
that left a big gap on the side. I plan to upgrade
ADICT in the future and hope to get that down to 3Us
as well but this is a new addition to my music making
arsonel. And this is what it looks like thus far.

Even if I could
afford a commercially made 19" computer enclosure
they are always at least 4Us high. This is, or was,
a DEC venturis system. It's a largely propriatry system.
A socket 7 MoBo with a riser card so that the plug-in
I/O cards lay on their side above the MoBo. Currently
sitting in the socket is a P1-100 but I've got some
news for it when the time comes. All this box has
to do is run a couple of old sound cards. We're not
talking masses of power required here but I'd like
it to be a little faster if possible.
To get this into
a 19" rack box in the first place, I've
had to chop it up with the angle grinder. The lid
mainly. Every case is different and every surplus
19" rack enclosure is different. You have to
study it and push some concepts round to gind out
what works best. The case it self needed only minor
modifications. I didn't even have to remove the MoBo
or anything else. But I did remove the floppy and
HD of course. Because the plastic front panel is attached
to the lid, I've had to first pull that assembly apart
before I could begin cutting. The lid had to be cut
into 3 main sections. But it wasn't just a matter
of slicing it as has been the case in previous upgrades.
I had to cut it off where the rack enclosure ended
and then slice the top clean off, allmost back to
the front panel because there was not enough room
top or bottom to allow the whole thing to slide in.
Plenty of room on the sides. In fact one could be
forgiven for thinking this was made to go into this
rack box. But not on the top. But the angle grinder
made lite work of that.
I usually paint
the black but for this one I decided to use my favorite
metalic blue. The top/lid in the photo looks a bit
cloudy but it's only had one coat. And I won't give
it another till I've drilled some mounting holes.
At the moment, nothing is actually bolted in..
I learnt from
ADICT that you need side access in these things. They're
not like a normal rack mount unit. Hard drive screws
are in the side. As are a number of other mounting
screws. Especially in this boxen where the cards are
mounted on their sides.
What you see
in the photo then is totally unfinished. The white
patch at the back is the back half of the case. I haven't
even cut that to shape yet. That's the next thing
to do. Once that's done the whole thing can be aligned
and then bolted down. I'm debating whether to put
rack handles on it to make it easier to get in and
out of the rack. I don't know how much use they'll
be with the front panel protruding out like that but
they might offer some protection from a side swipe.
The sound cards
going into this box will be an Old Turtle Beach
Pinnacle card and a Yamaha XG daughter board. I'm
on record as saying I don't like TBS much and
that's true. These cards cost about 1200 AUD when
they were new but both of these cards cost me about
50 off of eBay. I was mainly interested in the Yamaha
card since they don't often come up for sale. Whilst
they are only ROMPLERs, they do have filters and other
nicities that make them interesting. The TBS card
might be alright but from all the TBS cards I've
experienced so far, the best that could be said of
them is. "Well intentioned but very badly executed."
The interesing
thing about the Yamaha card is that the header on
it simply provides MIDI I/O, Power and audio
out. You could in fact, give it some power and an
opto isolator and you'd have a stand alone unit. The
host doesn't have to be intelligent in any way. The
thought had crossed my mind of putting it in a 1U
19" rack on it's own. With a linear power
supply and maybe even a bit of a front panel. That's
still an option but I think it would end up being
just another rack unit taken up and I'm short on space.
So that's it
so far on that score. Over the past few days I've
also been working on my space habitat.

OK. So currently it looks a bit like the death star
but the fact that it's spherical is about where the
similarity ends. This is essentially an O'Neil style
space habitat, or "TAT" which spins on an
axis to achive gravity by centrifugal force. It's
mainly inspired by the work of Mike
Combs. A guy who writes some of the most amazing
hard-sci-fi I've ever read. Go check it out.
However this
is part of the sci-fi series I've been working on.
More pictures to come later.
In the mean time,
death to SPAM and as always.
Be absolutely Icebox
Batz.
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| 20020921:
Stuckist again
GIMME YOUR OLD JUNK
I'm not a stuckist
by choice but I guess that's what I am. I am of course
referring to that most recent of art movements that
seeks to go forward by being retro.
If it weren't
for the fact that I'm a starving electronic musician
with a disability or 2, then I'd probably never have
even heard of this Suckist movement. But since I am,
and every mother fucker on the planet tries to take
advantage of me in one way or another, I'm well and
truly "STUCK".
The computer
mentioned previously is stalled because I can't find
the right processor. It's a voltage thing. I have
a P100 in it. That runs at 3.3 volts. All of the processors
I have that are faster have a 2.8 volt core. The machine
has provision for a VRM to deal with this but naturally,
the only VRM (Voltage Regulation Module) is 3.3
volts. Which is pretty damn pointless really. I looked
on fleaBay but so far, nothing useful. Even at the
usual inflated prices.
I'm still looking
for a solution to this before I start loading an OS onto
the thing. I can't load an OS and change the
CPU later because even with Linux, that's just
too much trouble.
But if you think
that's funny. The Compaq box I got for the other system
upgrade turns out to be just 10mm too wide to shove
in a 19" rack box. I considered anglegrinding
5mm off each side but they've built things right out
to the extremes. It just makes it all the more challenging
I guess.
But this is really
only background to what I want to say on being a "Stuckist."
I'm not a stuckist by choice. It seems that this may
be the way of the future however. People think I have
a lot of computers etc but they're really just old
toasters by today's standards. The thing is that they're
cheap and you can still do a lot with them if you
have a clue.
But the main
deal is that whilst Microsoft and Intel are hell bent
on locking their customers into a continual cycle
of upgrading - the so called "Microsoft Tax"
- most linux people will tell you that there's no
such thing as obsolete hardware. And I'd like to
make it known that I'll gratefully accept donations
of old hardware.
See, we've been
reading about this Paladium thing. Microsoft's next
draconian OS after XP. This will include drastic DRM.
(Digital Rights Management) It will phone home and
tell Mircrosoft what's on your computer. (Because
they're so trustworthy we'd let them know that) If
there's something on there it doesn't like, it will
lock it down. An MP3 perhaps? A video clip maybe?
Not only that but Microsoft will have permanent back-door
access to your machine and turn on or off features
it thinks you should or shouldn't have. All without
you knowing it's doing it. The plan seems to be that
unless you're running at least one Intel box with
Microsoft's latest OS, and paying your Microsoft Tax
each year, you will be locked out of access to content
on the net. Go to THE REGISTER
and do a search for Paladium and you'll see what I mean.
Wel, I have
just one thing to say to them. "Fuck
That!"
I'm paying the
Microsoft tax no more. Every day I get closer to changing
yet another machine over to Linux. I'm not downgrading
any machine to run XP. I don't give a damn what seductive
features they throw in. The core values are motivated
entirely by greed and the whole thing is morally bankrupt.
But this is where
the Stuckist thing comes in. What more do I need this
stuff to do? I can do audio. I can do video.
Every new version of software is either just a bug
fix or a cosmetic fix. It's like selling soap powder.
"New and Improved." Because the only way
to keep people buying this crap is to convince them
that the old stuff was crap and you have to have the
new stuff. Which of course, you don't. The old stuff
worked perfectly well. Assuming it worked at all.
But Paladium takes that one step further. It's now
a case of. "Buy the new stuff OR ELSE!"
Well if they
wanna do that then I don't give a flying fuck.
Maxim semi conductor recently asked me to beta test
some software for them. A new web browser add on.
Well guess what. It only works with M$ IE. Well what
a shame. Tough luck. I don't run IE. It's too
much of a liability. It doesn't run under linux anyway
so it's a moot point. And cool though it seemed to
be, I couldn't be bothered if it meant I have
to jump through hoops. I'll continue doing things
via the time tested methods I already use and that's
just bad luck for Maxim.
So I may be stuck
but that could be a good thing. My computer scientist
friend Ben and I were discussing the merits of old
386 boards yesterday. We've decided on strategies
for using them as controllers. Now bear in mind that
a 386 is probably about 100 times more powerful than
a controller need be, and people are paying to have
this stuff taken away, there is a lot of scope here.
This old hardware is far from redundant. The old hardware
did it's job. If that's the job you need doing, why
would you need the latest M$ OS to do it? You
can't strip down XP to run off a floppy. Or out
of a small FLASH drive. The ISA bus is a doddle
to interface to. "Ah but that's alright for you
geeks." I hear you say. Well let me
put it this way, As microsoft and intel squeeze more
and more people out of the loop, there are going to
be more and more of us Geek stuckists out there. And
those who can use any old hardware will be the last
man standing. As it were. So gimme all your old hardware.
Old CGA video cards. Hercules and EGA. Old 8 bit sound
cards. 386s and 30 pin RAM. I'll take it all. And
if that means I'm a stuckist, well I'd rather be stuck
here than stuck with Microsoft. It makes you wonder
who's really getting stuck?
In the mean time,
death to SPAM and as always.
Be absolutely Icebox
Batz.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The
SYNTHESIST bLOGs (Illustrated)
|
|
|
|
|
| 20020926:
Kid! I'm gonna make ya famous.
The SPAM just keeps on coming.
Some, so called, talent scout has apparently cruized across
my small and insignificant offering on IUMA. (internet underground
music archive) It's been there for years. I keep thinking
of updating it but that's as far as it ever gets. So this
guy who calls himself
"Michaelantonio"
<mantonio@einsider.net> who claimes to be a Talent
Scout for a firm calling themselves EINSIDER
sends me an email telling me how wonderful he thought my
music was (Like he'd even listened to it) and how he's
gonna make me famous.
Ofcourse these things are inveriably a scam and this one
was no different. Basically the web site gives you a spiel
about how they made Brittany Spears famous and how N'Sync
owe their existence to them. All with insisting that you're
only viewing this web site because a talent scout found
you and that not just anyone gets to see this. About 6 pages
in through this drivle you get to the bottom line. Which
of course is that they want $295.00 USD and they'll put
you on their books. Where upon your bio and demos will remain
rotting forever.
Rule number one. No legitimate talent scout will ever ask
for money up front. Rule number two. "SHOW ME THE FUCKING MONEY!"
So I shot back an email saying precicely that. "Dear
Michaelangelo. I've been around the block a few times so
please allow me to cut to the chase. Show me the money."
I explained that I have a small but loyal fan base
and that this was all the fame I could handle right now,
but if he wanted to talk deals, then he should get back
to me. I also pointed out that I'd sent an email to
my good friend Not-his-real-name who is the CEO of 20th
century fox (Which is true. I do have such a friend.
If you can call him that. No-one's your friend in Wallywood.)
and that he should know him since he claimes to shop talent
tround to such places.
No surprises for guessing that what I got back was another
form letter which assured me I was ready for the big
time and that all I had to do was go to the web
site and sign up. So I've included his email and details
of their secret web site here because I know that spam bots
frequent this site and harvest such information. I can
only wish him well with 20 SPAM mail messages a day.
In the mean time, I vote that someone should secretly
abduct Bill gates and drill a couple of electric detonators
into each of his testicals. Secured only by Windows XP.
So the first person to hack the server gets to blow his
balls off.
Be absolutely Icebox
Batz.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| 20020927: Tired
and sick up
Just another day in the good life.
Today I did the
shopping. Didn't get much sleep but that's not entirely
unusual for me. So my mind is really bent out of shape.
However I did manage to get a few things done. Or
at least run an experiment or two.
I found a P120
to put in the venturis box. The pins were bent up
to hell so I had to straighten them as best I could.
(Don't try this at home) It works though which is
a bonus of sorts. I paid for a P133 which I bought
off of evilBAbY. I also did a deal and bought yet
another venturis box. This one has a P166 in it. Which
means it handles 2.8 volt chips. Which means I can
put this mo-bo in the current machine, then put a
P200MMX in it. With any luck. The remaining one? Mmmm.
Who knows?
I tried the VRM
module I got. Whatta ya know, it's different. It's
bigger than the VRM on this board. Bugger it!
Built a mouse
cable to go from the new computer to the KVM box.
I need to butcher/modify a PS/2 keyboard cable with
a DIN on it and I'm tossing up what to do about the
video cable. I have a super wizzzbang cable but I
also need to hook up some other computers. And this
computer isn't more than about 300mm away from the
KVM as the cable flies. Decisions. Decisions.
And I got a little
more model making done. I primise to get some more
pictures up soon.
I know I said
I'd get that "Bread and Circuits" Link made
a little more obvious but it's proving to be a hassle.
One wouldn't think so but I'm fighting with this crappy
(insert crappy software company name here) software.
Of which I wish I'd never parted hard earned money
for. Especially since I then got the sack from my
HTML job when they employed "Gee, wizz bang and
company. Web site builders to the queen." Actually
I hated doing that crap anyway so I wasn't fussed.
And that's it.
I'm too tired to care about Bill Gates and his hovering
testicles today.
Be absolutely Icebox
Batz.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| 20021004:
Fucking Adobe
How the fuck did I ever get talked into
using this crappy software?
If you've been wondering
where the updates are, they're in the trash. Most of them
anyway. Apart from having real-world duties to perform,
I've spent far too much time fighting with this crappy HTML
editor.
This was not my choice I should point out but the choice
of a former employer who insisted I use this. Bought the
software and then sacked me for a company that costs him
around 7 times as much. Go figure. But I hate HTML anyway
and I'm glad as fuck I don't have to do their web pages
in this shit. Must get round to setting up a linux equivalent.
Either that or go back to hand coding.
So, in order to bring you these pages I've had to re-code
the entire thing. There's a new wank on the drawing board
but I have had to spend all my time fighting with this fucker.
Sorry bout that. Normal lack of service will resume as soon
as impossible.
I found a P120 to put
in the venturis box. The pins were bent up to hell so I
had to straighten them as best I could. (Don't try this
at home) It works though which is a bonus of sorts. I paid
for a P133 which I bought off of evilBAbY. I also did a
deal and bought yet another venturis box. This one has a
P166 in it. Which means it handles 2.8 volt chips. Which
means I can put this mo-bo in the current machine, then
put a P200MMX in it. With any luck. The remaining one? Mmmm.
Who knows?
I tried the VRM module
I got. Whatta ya know, it's different. It's bigger than
the VRM on this board. Bugger it!
Be absolutely Icebox
Batz.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The
SYNTHESIST bLOGs (Illustrated)
|
|
| 20021010: Stuck
on Suck
Too ill to take a blog?
If it's not one thing
it's another. Those consumate bollock fondlers at Telstra
fucked up my internet connection for 5 days. I'm hopelessly
behind and I'm quite ill. While being ill this time of year
is nothing unusual for me, this is particularly bad. I'm
barely functioning and I'm about to just up and go to bed.
Now that I'm using amaya and got rid of that adobe crap,
things might improve too. This takes a little getting use
to but it's a whole lot more functional than that "adobe
go-figure" crap. I don't care how much they spent on
it. If you wanted an example of everything that's bad about
bloatware, this would be it.
In the mean time, some pictures and explanation of ISOWORLD
are up. please check it out. I had to fight tooth and nail
to get it up there. I'm slowly getting places but it's really
hard when you're this ill and tired and fucked off.
We can only hope that a little sleep will do the trick
I've added as much new stuff as I can but I'll have to add
the rest later. I can only hope that some good news will
come my way tomorrow and cheer me up. Say, news that Bill
Gates has come down with Elephantitis and has to bounce
around his office on his bollocks. Complete with news footage
shown several times daily for the next fortnight at least.
And the AVI becomes the most downloaded file in history.
Be absolutely Icebox.
Batz.
|
|
| 20021011:
Stuck Up
Still in illness mode:
This is not good. But then what is? Full on asthma attacks
now. Fortunately I come prepared like the good little boy
scout I am. I have a brand new puffer on hand. Guess I'll
have to get a script for a new one now.
Our noisy Canadian neigbors are pissing me off with their
house building shit. Actually I don't mind them. They're
always laughing and happy. AT THE TOP OF THEIR G'DAMN FUCKING
VOICES! And the builders are making huge amounts of noise
with their nail guns and their talk back radio. Normally
I don't mind but today I'm just a bit annoyed by it. So!
I stuck in a Maralyn Manson CD and cranked the fucker out.
The Lunch box thing. With the "Next motherfucker's
gunna get my metal." line. And if that doesn't get
the message across I can always get out the PA.
Mind you, they're only probably getting me back for that
time I cranked lunch box out on the PA at midnight New Year's
Day.
Day 1 2001 was a funny New Years. The 2000 new years was
crap. All controled and clamped down. Some lame and rather
embarrassing celebrations in the city put on but the SA
government. Some truly lame fireworks which was televised
as part of the international television thing. It was so
embarrassing. That woman and her lone roman candle on that
remote cattle property miles from civilization in the bush
was more impressive.
So come 2001 turn-over, people seemed to take things into
their own hands. The whole city lit up with fireworks that
individuals bought. It was totally awsome. Everywhere you
looked were fireworks. Right across the whole city like
a blanket. So I cranked out Mr. Manson on the PA and sat
on the roof and watched them for about an hour. And my guess
is that not even a lonsome news crew and a half working
camera captured it. It was the most awesome fireworks display
ever. Partly because of it's combined size but mostly because
it was all done by individuals with no co-ordination and
mostly illegal.
Of coruse a few days later the government said they were
going to crack down on fireworks but it was like the whole
city, well those who didn't have their heads up their asses,
stuck a collective big finger up a the government.
There is nothing quite like watching a massive fireworks
display that lasts an hour and listing to Marilyn Manson
singing. "Next motherfucker." Till your ears bleed.
So I guess that gave them license to be annoying all the
time. But as I said. At least they're playing happy families.
If they were arguing all the time and fighting 'n' shit
I'd be most pissed off.
We use to live in this place once where we had Italian
neigbors. The ol' man was a bit of a drunk and got violent
and use to beat up the wife and kids. One day we had this
woman with big bruses on her face couring down the driveway
of our house. Howling her eyes out. So we called the cops
and sat her down till they came.
But the ol' man getting pissed and violent was a relatively
common occurrance. When ever they'd be screaming and fighting
we'd get out a sound effects record and crank it up. Sounds
like an acetyline cylinder being rolled across a factory
flaw at full blast. Sherman tanks. And other industrial
sounds. It was pretty amazing how quickly they stopped fighting.
I think it just confused them. I got the impression the
old man would hide in the corner somewhere waiting for the
German army to come jack-booting over his backyard fence.
And it probably added to the effect when Dale and I did
some chemical experiments out in the back yard and damn
near blew up the neighborhood with our rocket-pot. I can
still see that 3 meter sheet of flame in my eyes. But that's
another story. But needless to say the ol' man would pick
on his wife but with all the strange shit we got up to,
he really wasn't sure about taking us on.
Be absolutely Icebox.
Batz.
|
|
|
|
|
| 20021023:
It's my party and I'll die
if I want to.
A night of fun and research:
I've been doing research all night. I'm totally fucked
out. I was trying to find the MIDI architecture of the TBS
pinnacle and AWE32 cards. In particular the waveblaster
port. It's a simple bit of information but does it exist?
No. Eventually I had to find the pin-outs of both the DB15
Joy-less stick port and the WaveBastard header and use the
multimeter to trace it back. Then discovering the crucial
piece of information, I realized I'd have to quickly re-think
all my plans. Such is the life of a stuckist I guess. But
had it have been discovered down the track, it would have
pissed me off to breaking point. I probably would have been
in a state of utter helplessness for the next 12 months.
That is, that both the external MIDI out and the waveblaster
MIDI-in ports are in fact connected together.
What that means is, if I were to put the Yamaha DBXG50
daughterboard on either of those cards it would actually
consume their MIDI out ports entirely. Which means they
couldn't be used to drive an external MIDI tube because
the XG card would have needed all 16 channels. I'm so glad
that both TBS and Creati-flabs thought this stuff through.
Fuckers!
However, It has to be said that I already knew they were
fuckers and would probably do something cut-price like this.
Which is why I spent perhaps 5 hours researching the problem.
Some people don't deserve the luxury of a brain.
So now I have to change tact yet again. But it could be
to my advantage. Assuming I can make it happen. That is,
to get both TBS cards in the one machine. If I can then
find a cheap PCI sound card with a waveblaster header on
it, (Or use one of my collection of crystal ISA cards at
a pinch.) I can put the DBXG into ADICT MKII along with
the AWE. And use the second sound card simply as a Life
support for the DBXG. And this not only will knock a 3u
hole in the rack space required, it'll save me an external
MIDI interface as well. Of course I'm not holding my breath.
We're talking TBS and Creati-flabs here at the same time.
Double the nightmare.
I could actually build the DBXG into a stand alone module.
There was some talk of this on the Synth DIY list a few
years back as I recall. The cool thing about those daughter
boards is that they're actually independent of the sound
card that hosts them. All you need is a PSU, an opto for
MIDI and a couple of audio jacks. Then you've got a stand
alone 32 voice synth with plenty of bells and whistles.
If you ever come across a cheap one like I did, you're looking
at a very capable little synth.
It's exactly the same as a Yamaha MU50 except it doesn't
have a box (display/knobs/buttons) or PSU. Since everything's
done by MIDI anyway and you can get software to program
them if you need to, you wind up with a cheap 32 voice module
with kick-ass quality. (Not to mention multi-mode filters
and an effects engine to die for.) But of course the devil's
in the details and that's what I've been thrashing out.
In the mean time it's my birthday tomorrow which means
my once a year pizza night. I don't really give a fuck about
my birthday. That's just a subtle reminder that I've blown
it for another year. And I'm one year closer to death. All
I care about is that it's the one night in the year when
I can have a pizza. Since no-one else here likes pizza I
have to make them feel guilty on my birthday so I can have
one. What an exciting life I lead.
Be absolutely Icebox.
Batz.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|