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20020903: Introduction

This is an attempt to blog-up what's happening round here. Since that generally amounts to bugger-all, this is probably going to get boring, real quick. However I have received the slightest amount of encouragement to do this so here it goes.

This week I have been doing chores. Paul Perry of Frostwave fame kindly gave me some resistors and capacitors which he didn't want. He cleaned up his lab and couldn't be bothered sorting them so he gave them to me. I'm always on the scrounge because I can't afford to go out and buy bits all the time and I can't get them down here in Adelaide most of the time anyway. So I'm incredibly grateful to Paul for this.

So I have been sorting them out. Along the way I discovered that my parts draw labels had come unstuck and so I had to spend considerable time hot-melting them back on.

Also amongst these chores I've been taking an inventory of all the Semiconductors I've accumulated. With a view to matching them with projects under research and finding the really old and rare chips for selling on eBay etc.

As any ADD sufferer will tell you, they often have several projects on the go at any 1 time. I'm no exception. 3 old computers to build up into something useful. A project to rack-mount and super-charge a Yamaha TX7. A long list of things I'll probably never get around to. And then there's the house maintenance. Errr. And all in between bouts physical pain and psychological torment. Things happen slowly round here.

So that's it for today. Now I have to get this up and then take the dog for a walk. And by that time Dr. Oscar will be on-line for my daily consultation and reality check.

Be absolutely IceboxBatz.

 

20020907: Angle Grinder Upgrades Plus space habitat.

20020908: The case is finished. Click on the photo below for larger photos

Today I've been doing one of my famous angle grinder upgrades. Most of you have seen Bob's shotgun upgrades by now. I don't have a shotgun so I use an Angle grinder.

Acually the big difference between mine and Bob's is that Mine tend to work afterwards. The whole idea is to squeeze a desk-top case into the smallest 19" rack box I can fit it into. Usually I can't get any smaller than 4U. (4 rack units high) But this one is only 3U. To do this you have to start with a case who's base dimentions are small enough. And these are hard to find. Desk top cases tend to be big chunky things. Not very wide but fairly tall. The first one I ever did, a system called "ADICT, was in a 6U case because it was just a bit too high for 5U and still that left a big gap on the side. I plan to upgrade ADICT in the future and hope to get that down to 3Us as well but this is a new addition to my music making arsonel. And this is what it looks like thus far.

Even if I could afford a commercially made 19" computer enclosure they are always at least 4Us high. This is, or was, a DEC venturis system. It's a largely propriatry system. A socket 7 MoBo with a riser card so that the plug-in I/O cards lay on their side above the MoBo. Currently sitting in the socket is a P1-100 but I've got some news for it when the time comes. All this box has to do is run a couple of old sound cards. We're not talking masses of power required here but I'd like it to be a little faster if possible.

To get this into a 19" rack box in the first place, I've had to chop it up with the angle grinder. The lid mainly. Every case is different and every surplus 19" rack enclosure is different. You have to study it and push some concepts round to gind out what works best. The case it self needed only minor modifications. I didn't even have to remove the MoBo or anything else. But I did remove the floppy and HD of course. Because the plastic front panel is attached to the lid, I've had to first pull that assembly apart before I could begin cutting. The lid had to be cut into 3 main sections. But it wasn't just a matter of slicing it as has been the case in previous upgrades. I had to cut it off where the rack enclosure ended and then slice the top clean off, allmost back to the front panel because there was not enough room top or bottom to allow the whole thing to slide in. Plenty of room on the sides. In fact one could be forgiven for thinking this was made to go into this rack box. But not on the top. But the angle grinder made lite work of that.

I usually paint the black but for this one I decided to use my favorite metalic blue. The top/lid in the photo looks a bit cloudy but it's only had one coat. And I won't give it another till I've drilled some mounting holes. At the moment, nothing is actually bolted in..

I learnt from ADICT that you need side access in these things. They're not like a normal rack mount unit. Hard drive screws are in the side. As are a number of other mounting screws. Especially in this boxen where the cards are mounted on their sides.

What you see in the photo then is totally unfinished. The white patch at the back is the back half of the case. I haven't even cut that to shape yet. That's the next thing to do. Once that's done the whole thing can be aligned and then bolted down. I'm debating whether to put rack handles on it to make it easier to get in and out of the rack. I don't know how much use they'll be with the front panel protruding out like that but they might offer some protection from a side swipe.

The sound cards going into this box will be an Old Turtle Beach Pinnacle card and a Yamaha XG daughter board. I'm on record as saying I don't like TBS much and that's true. These cards cost about 1200 AUD when they were new but both of these cards cost me about 50 off of eBay. I was mainly interested in the Yamaha card since they don't often come up for sale. Whilst they are only ROMPLERs, they do have filters and other nicities that make them interesting. The TBS card might be alright but from all the TBS cards I've experienced so far, the best that could be said of them is. "Well intentioned but very badly executed."

The interesing thing about the Yamaha card is that the header on it simply provides MIDI I/O, Power and audio out. You could in fact, give it some power and an opto isolator and you'd have a stand alone unit. The host doesn't have to be intelligent in any way. The thought had crossed my mind of putting it in a 1U 19" rack on it's own. With a linear power supply and maybe even a bit of a front panel. That's still an option but I think it would end up being just another rack unit taken up and I'm short on space.

So that's it so far on that score. Over the past few days I've also been working on my space habitat.

OK. So currently it looks a bit like the death star but the fact that it's spherical is about where the similarity ends. This is essentially an O'Neil style space habitat, or "TAT" which spins on an axis to achive gravity by centrifugal force. It's mainly inspired by the work of Mike Combs. A guy who writes some of the most amazing hard-sci-fi I've ever read. Go check it out.

However this is part of the sci-fi series I've been working on. More pictures to come later.

In the mean time, death to SPAM and as always.

Be absolutely Icebox

Batz.

 

 

 
 
20020921: Stuckist again

GIMME YOUR OLD JUNK

I'm not a stuckist by choice but I guess that's what I am. I am of course referring to that most recent of art movements that seeks to go forward by being retro.

If it weren't for the fact that I'm a starving electronic musician with a disability or 2, then I'd probably never have even heard of this Suckist movement. But since I am, and every mother fucker on the planet tries to take advantage of me in one way or another, I'm well and truly "STUCK".

The computer mentioned previously is stalled because I can't find the right processor. It's a voltage thing. I have a P100 in it. That runs at 3.3 volts. All of the processors I have that are faster have a 2.8 volt core. The machine has provision for a VRM to deal with this but naturally, the only VRM (Voltage Regulation Module) is 3.3 volts. Which is pretty damn pointless really. I looked on fleaBay but so far, nothing useful. Even at the usual inflated prices.

I'm still looking for a solution to this before I start loading an OS onto the thing. I can't load an OS and change the CPU later because even with Linux, that's just too much trouble.

But if you think that's funny. The Compaq box I got for the other system upgrade turns out to be just 10mm too wide to shove in a 19" rack box. I considered anglegrinding 5mm off each side but they've built things right out to the extremes. It just makes it all the more challenging I guess.

But this is really only background to what I want to say on being a "Stuckist." I'm not a stuckist by choice. It seems that this may be the way of the future however. People think I have a lot of computers etc but they're really just old toasters by today's standards. The thing is that they're cheap and you can still do a lot with them if you have a clue.

But the main deal is that whilst Microsoft and Intel are hell bent on locking their customers into a continual cycle of upgrading - the so called "Microsoft Tax" - most linux people will tell you that there's no such thing as obsolete hardware. And I'd like to make it known that I'll gratefully accept donations of old hardware.

See, we've been reading about this Paladium thing. Microsoft's next draconian OS after XP. This will include drastic DRM. (Digital Rights Management) It will phone home and tell Mircrosoft what's on your computer. (Because they're so trustworthy we'd let them know that) If there's something on there it doesn't like, it will lock it down. An MP3 perhaps? A video clip maybe? Not only that but Microsoft will have permanent back-door access to your machine and turn on or off features it thinks you should or shouldn't have. All without you knowing it's doing it. The plan seems to be that unless you're running at least one Intel box with Microsoft's latest OS, and paying your Microsoft Tax each year, you will be locked out of access to content on the net. Go to THE REGISTER and do a search for Paladium and you'll see what I mean.

Wel, I have just one thing to say to them. "Fuck That!"

I'm paying the Microsoft tax no more. Every day I get closer to changing yet another machine over to Linux. I'm not downgrading any machine to run XP. I don't give a damn what seductive features they throw in. The core values are motivated entirely by greed and the whole thing is morally bankrupt.

But this is where the Stuckist thing comes in. What more do I need this stuff to do? I can do audio. I can do video. Every new version of software is either just a bug fix or a cosmetic fix. It's like selling soap powder. "New and Improved." Because the only way to keep people buying this crap is to convince them that the old stuff was crap and you have to have the new stuff. Which of course, you don't. The old stuff worked perfectly well. Assuming it worked at all. But Paladium takes that one step further. It's now a case of. "Buy the new stuff OR ELSE!"

Well if they wanna do that then I don't give a flying fuck. Maxim semi conductor recently asked me to beta test some software for them. A new web browser add on. Well guess what. It only works with M$ IE. Well what a shame. Tough luck. I don't run IE. It's too much of a liability. It doesn't run under linux anyway so it's a moot point. And cool though it seemed to be, I couldn't be bothered if it meant I have to jump through hoops. I'll continue doing things via the time tested methods I already use and that's just bad luck for Maxim.

So I may be stuck but that could be a good thing. My computer scientist friend Ben and I were discussing the merits of old 386 boards yesterday. We've decided on strategies for using them as controllers. Now bear in mind that a 386 is probably about 100 times more powerful than a controller need be, and people are paying to have this stuff taken away, there is a lot of scope here. This old hardware is far from redundant. The old hardware did it's job. If that's the job you need doing, why would you need the latest M$ OS to do it? You can't strip down XP to run off a floppy. Or out of a small FLASH drive. The ISA bus is a doddle to interface to. "Ah but that's alright for you geeks." I hear you say. Well let me put it this way, As microsoft and intel squeeze more and more people out of the loop, there are going to be more and more of us Geek stuckists out there. And those who can use any old hardware will be the last man standing. As it were. So gimme all your old hardware. Old CGA video cards. Hercules and EGA. Old 8 bit sound cards. 386s and 30 pin RAM. I'll take it all. And if that means I'm a stuckist, well I'd rather be stuck here than stuck with Microsoft. It makes you wonder who's really getting stuck?

In the mean time, death to SPAM and as always.

Be absolutely Icebox

Batz.

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20020926: Kid! I'm gonna make ya famous.

The SPAM just keeps on coming.

Some, so called, talent scout has apparently cruized across my small and insignificant offering on IUMA. (internet underground music archive) It's been there for years. I keep thinking of updating it but that's as far as it ever gets. So this guy who calls himself

"Michaelantonio" <mantonio@einsider.net> who claimes to be a Talent Scout for a firm calling themselves EINSIDER sends me an email telling me how wonderful he thought my music was (Like he'd even listened to it) and how he's gonna make me famous.

Ofcourse these things are inveriably a scam and this one was no different. Basically the web site gives you a spiel about how they made Brittany Spears famous and how N'Sync owe their existence to them. All with insisting that you're only viewing this web site because a talent scout found you and that not just anyone gets to see this. About 6 pages in through this drivle you get to the bottom line. Which of course is that they want $295.00 USD and they'll put you on their books. Where upon your bio and demos will remain rotting forever.

Rule number one. No legitimate talent scout will ever ask for money up front. Rule number two. "SHOW ME THE FUCKING MONEY!"

So I shot back an email saying precicely that. "Dear Michaelangelo. I've been around the block a few times so please allow me to cut to the chase. Show me the money."

I explained that I have a small but loyal fan base and that this was all the fame I could handle right now, but if he wanted to talk deals, then he should get back to me. I also pointed out that I'd sent an email to my good friend Not-his-real-name who is the CEO of 20th century fox (Which is true. I do have such a friend. If you can call him that. No-one's your friend in Wallywood.) and that he should know him since he claimes to shop talent tround to such places.

No surprises for guessing that what I got back was another form letter which assured me I was ready for the big time and that all I had to do was go to the web site and sign up. So I've included his email and details of their secret web site here because I know that spam bots frequent this site and harvest such information. I can only wish him well with 20 SPAM mail messages a day.

In the mean time, I vote that someone should secretly abduct Bill gates and drill a couple of electric detonators into each of his testicals. Secured only by Windows XP. So the first person to hack the server gets to blow his balls off.

Be absolutely Icebox

Batz.

 

 
20020927: Tired and sick up

Just another day in the good life.

Today I did the shopping. Didn't get much sleep but that's not entirely unusual for me. So my mind is really bent out of shape. However I did manage to get a few things done. Or at least run an experiment or two.

I found a P120 to put in the venturis box. The pins were bent up to hell so I had to straighten them as best I could. (Don't try this at home) It works though which is a bonus of sorts. I paid for a P133 which I bought off of evilBAbY. I also did a deal and bought yet another venturis box. This one has a P166 in it. Which means it handles 2.8 volt chips. Which means I can put this mo-bo in the current machine, then put a P200MMX in it. With any luck. The remaining one? Mmmm. Who knows?

I tried the VRM module I got. Whatta ya know, it's different. It's bigger than the VRM on this board. Bugger it!

Built a mouse cable to go from the new computer to the KVM box. I need to butcher/modify a PS/2 keyboard cable with a DIN on it and I'm tossing up what to do about the video cable. I have a super wizzzbang cable but I also need to hook up some other computers. And this computer isn't more than about 300mm away from the KVM as the cable flies. Decisions. Decisions.

And I got a little more model making done. I primise to get some more pictures up soon.

I know I said I'd get that "Bread and Circuits" Link made a little more obvious but it's proving to be a hassle. One wouldn't think so but I'm fighting with this crappy (insert crappy software company name here) software. Of which I wish I'd never parted hard earned money for. Especially since I then got the sack from my HTML job when they employed "Gee, wizz bang and company. Web site builders to the queen." Actually I hated doing that crap anyway so I wasn't fussed.

And that's it. I'm too tired to care about Bill Gates and his hovering testicles today.

Be absolutely Icebox

Batz.

 
20021004: Fucking Adobe

How the fuck did I ever get talked into using this crappy software?

If you've been wondering where the updates are, they're in the trash. Most of them anyway. Apart from having real-world duties to perform, I've spent far too much time fighting with this crappy HTML editor.

This was not my choice I should point out but the choice of a former employer who insisted I use this. Bought the software and then sacked me for a company that costs him around 7 times as much. Go figure. But I hate HTML anyway and I'm glad as fuck I don't have to do their web pages in this shit. Must get round to setting up a linux equivalent. Either that or go back to hand coding.

So, in order to bring you these pages I've had to re-code the entire thing. There's a new wank on the drawing board but I have had to spend all my time fighting with this fucker. Sorry bout that. Normal lack of service will resume as soon as impossible.


I found a P120 to put in the venturis box. The pins were bent up to hell so I had to straighten them as best I could. (Don't try this at home) It works though which is a bonus of sorts. I paid for a P133 which I bought off of evilBAbY. I also did a deal and bought yet another venturis box. This one has a P166 in it. Which means it handles 2.8 volt chips. Which means I can put this mo-bo in the current machine, then put a P200MMX in it. With any luck. The remaining one? Mmmm. Who knows?

I tried the VRM module I got. Whatta ya know, it's different. It's bigger than the VRM on this board. Bugger it!

Be absolutely Icebox

Batz.

 

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20021010: Stuck on Suck

Too ill to take a blog?

If it's not one thing it's another. Those consumate bollock fondlers at Telstra fucked up my internet connection for 5 days. I'm hopelessly behind and I'm quite ill. While being ill this time of year is nothing unusual for me, this is particularly bad. I'm barely functioning and I'm about to just up and go to bed.

Now that I'm using amaya and got rid of that adobe crap, things might improve too. This takes a little getting use to but it's a whole lot more functional than that "adobe go-figure" crap. I don't care how much they spent on it. If you wanted an example of everything that's bad about bloatware, this would be it.

In the mean time, some pictures and explanation of ISOWORLD are up. please check it out. I had to fight tooth and nail to get it up there. I'm slowly getting places but it's really hard when you're this ill and tired and fucked off.

We can only hope that a little sleep will do the trick I've added as much new stuff as I can but I'll have to add the rest later. I can only hope that some good news will come my way tomorrow and cheer me up. Say, news that Bill Gates has come down with Elephantitis and has to bounce around his office on his bollocks. Complete with news footage shown several times daily for the next fortnight at least. And the AVI becomes the most downloaded file in history.

Be absolutely Icebox.

Batz.

 

20021011: Stuck Up

Still in illness mode:

This is not good. But then what is? Full on asthma attacks now. Fortunately I come prepared like the good little boy scout I am. I have a brand new puffer on hand. Guess I'll have to get a script for a new one now.

Our noisy Canadian neigbors are pissing me off with their house building shit. Actually I don't mind them. They're always laughing and happy. AT THE TOP OF THEIR G'DAMN FUCKING VOICES! And the builders are making huge amounts of noise with their nail guns and their talk back radio. Normally I don't mind but today I'm just a bit annoyed by it. So!

I stuck in a Maralyn Manson CD and cranked the fucker out. The Lunch box thing. With the "Next motherfucker's gunna get my metal." line. And if that doesn't get the message across I can always get out the PA.

Mind you, they're only probably getting me back for that time I cranked lunch box out on the PA at midnight New Year's Day.

Day 1 2001 was a funny New Years. The 2000 new years was crap. All controled and clamped down. Some lame and rather embarrassing celebrations in the city put on but the SA government. Some truly lame fireworks which was televised as part of the international television thing. It was so embarrassing. That woman and her lone roman candle on that remote cattle property miles from civilization in the bush was more impressive.

So come 2001 turn-over, people seemed to take things into their own hands. The whole city lit up with fireworks that individuals bought. It was totally awsome. Everywhere you looked were fireworks. Right across the whole city like a blanket. So I cranked out Mr. Manson on the PA and sat on the roof and watched them for about an hour. And my guess is that not even a lonsome news crew and a half working camera captured it. It was the most awesome fireworks display ever. Partly because of it's combined size but mostly because it was all done by individuals with no co-ordination and mostly illegal.

Of coruse a few days later the government said they were going to crack down on fireworks but it was like the whole city, well those who didn't have their heads up their asses, stuck a collective big finger up a the government.

There is nothing quite like watching a massive fireworks display that lasts an hour and listing to Marilyn Manson singing. "Next motherfucker." Till your ears bleed.

So I guess that gave them license to be annoying all the time. But as I said. At least they're playing happy families. If they were arguing all the time and fighting 'n' shit I'd be most pissed off.

We use to live in this place once where we had Italian neigbors. The ol' man was a bit of a drunk and got violent and use to beat up the wife and kids. One day we had this woman with big bruses on her face couring down the driveway of our house. Howling her eyes out. So we called the cops and sat her down till they came.

But the ol' man getting pissed and violent was a relatively common occurrance. When ever they'd be screaming and fighting we'd get out a sound effects record and crank it up. Sounds like an acetyline cylinder being rolled across a factory flaw at full blast. Sherman tanks. And other industrial sounds. It was pretty amazing how quickly they stopped fighting. I think it just confused them. I got the impression the old man would hide in the corner somewhere waiting for the German army to come jack-booting over his backyard fence.

And it probably added to the effect when Dale and I did some chemical experiments out in the back yard and damn near blew up the neighborhood with our rocket-pot. I can still see that 3 meter sheet of flame in my eyes. But that's another story. But needless to say the ol' man would pick on his wife but with all the strange shit we got up to, he really wasn't sure about taking us on.

Be absolutely Icebox.

Batz.

20021023: It's my party and I'll die if I want to.

A night of fun and research:

I've been doing research all night. I'm totally fucked out. I was trying to find the MIDI architecture of the TBS pinnacle and AWE32 cards. In particular the waveblaster port. It's a simple bit of information but does it exist? No. Eventually I had to find the pin-outs of both the DB15 Joy-less stick port and the WaveBastard header and use the multimeter to trace it back. Then discovering the crucial piece of information, I realized I'd have to quickly re-think all my plans. Such is the life of a stuckist I guess. But had it have been discovered down the track, it would have pissed me off to breaking point. I probably would have been in a state of utter helplessness for the next 12 months. That is, that both the external MIDI out and the waveblaster MIDI-in ports are in fact connected together.

What that means is, if I were to put the Yamaha DBXG50 daughterboard on either of those cards it would actually consume their MIDI out ports entirely. Which means they couldn't be used to drive an external MIDI tube because the XG card would have needed all 16 channels. I'm so glad that both TBS and Creati-flabs thought this stuff through. Fuckers!

However, It has to be said that I already knew they were fuckers and would probably do something cut-price like this. Which is why I spent perhaps 5 hours researching the problem. Some people don't deserve the luxury of a brain.

So now I have to change tact yet again. But it could be to my advantage. Assuming I can make it happen. That is, to get both TBS cards in the one machine. If I can then find a cheap PCI sound card with a waveblaster header on it, (Or use one of my collection of crystal ISA cards at a pinch.) I can put the DBXG into ADICT MKII along with the AWE. And use the second sound card simply as a Life support for the DBXG. And this not only will knock a 3u hole in the rack space required, it'll save me an external MIDI interface as well. Of course I'm not holding my breath. We're talking TBS and Creati-flabs here at the same time. Double the nightmare.

I could actually build the DBXG into a stand alone module. There was some talk of this on the Synth DIY list a few years back as I recall. The cool thing about those daughter boards is that they're actually independent of the sound card that hosts them. All you need is a PSU, an opto for MIDI and a couple of audio jacks. Then you've got a stand alone 32 voice synth with plenty of bells and whistles. If you ever come across a cheap one like I did, you're looking at a very capable little synth.

It's exactly the same as a Yamaha MU50 except it doesn't have a box (display/knobs/buttons) or PSU. Since everything's done by MIDI anyway and you can get software to program them if you need to, you wind up with a cheap 32 voice module with kick-ass quality. (Not to mention multi-mode filters and an effects engine to die for.) But of course the devil's in the details and that's what I've been thrashing out.

In the mean time it's my birthday tomorrow which means my once a year pizza night. I don't really give a fuck about my birthday. That's just a subtle reminder that I've blown it for another year. And I'm one year closer to death. All I care about is that it's the one night in the year when I can have a pizza. Since no-one else here likes pizza I have to make them feel guilty on my birthday so I can have one. What an exciting life I lead.

Be absolutely Icebox.

Batz.